1)You're going to see your favorite singer (FS) in concert for the first time. You wear:
a) your proper Sunday best—this is a special occasion!
b) Nice jeans and a pretty shirt—you want to look good, but you also want to be comfortable so you can shake your booty!
c) Your skimpiest top, your shortest skirt, and your nastiest "FM" heels—you're planning to ask him out after the show and you want to look hot!
2) While you're waiting in line for the concert, you find out that your FS is in a committed relationship. Your reaction:
a) Oh well. There's always Tom Cruise!
b) Who cares? I'm here for the music!
c) Oh…well, what about the other guys in his band? Are they taken yet?
(sim, se tiver caras bonitos na banda, não dá p ficar em cima d qq cara feio só pq tá c a banda :P )3) While you and your friends are waiting for the show to start, a guy approaches your group and starts chatting. It turns out he's a band member. You:
a) Are so nervous that you can't say much of anything.
b) Make polite conversation. Musicians are semi-normal people just like anybody else.
c) Turn on the charm. Flirt, flip your hair, bat your eyes, smash your arms against your sides to create the illusion of cleavage
(haha, perfeito!)—anything to get him to notice you. He's with the BAND, for crying out loud!
4) "The green room" is a slang term used to describe the space where performers hang out before and after the concert. You've been there:
a) Never. You should be so lucky!
b) Only when invited. That's a sacred space where performers go to collect themselves and separate themselves from the audience if they feel the need.
c) As often as possible—you've become an expert at sneaking past security!
5) Sometimes bands hold "meet & greets" after the show so they can have the opportunity to chat with the fans, pose for pictures, sign autographs, etc. Unfortunately, you've just heard that your favorite band (FB) won't be having one after tonight's performance. Your reaction:
a) You're somewhat disappointed, but at least you got to see them perform.
b) No biggie. There will be other shows—in fact, you've already scored tickets to their next three gigs.
c) Spend an hour waiting unsuccessfully by the back entrance. Then pout and cry all the way home despite the fact that you've got tickets for the same three performances mentioned in answer b).
d) spend 10 minutes waiting/talking to the security dude succesfully, get in, meet the band and take lost of pics, maybe even drink some of their water/beer and hug Peaches 6) FINALLY, you get to meet your FS. During your very first conversation you:
a) Are overcome by nerves and babble like an idiot.
(muito provavelmente o caso, se algum dia eu conhecer o Sting haha)b) Chat somewhat normally and ask a few polite questions.
(caso do Tarantino, adicionando alguns "Thank you sooo much" e "I love you" haha)c) Tell him you want to marry him.
7) Thanks to the internet and sites that make "public records" easily searchable, you can find lots of information about your FS—including his address and phone number! You:
a) Wouldn't dream of looking that stuff up. That's a major invasion of privacy!
b) Look him up out of curiosity but would never do anything stalker-ish with the info you found. If it's convenient you might go past his place once just to see it, but that's about it.
(pq a gnt n fez isso c o daniel?!)c) Make a road trip. Go to his place, find a way to get onto the property, and snoop around. Then check real estate listings and contemplate moving into his neighborhood—maybe even into his building.
8) You've emailed your FS:
a) Never—like you would actually have his email address!
b) When you have a good reason. Occasionally you even get a response.
(já mandei uns scraps pro Antonio Prata, e recebi respostas :)c) Several times a day—and you're hurt/offended big time when he doesn't respond.
9) It's your FS' birthday. You get him:
a) His birthday?? You didn't even know.
b) A simple and creative gift—something you know he'd like that's not too expensive.
(haha, detalhe: como eu vou entregar? detalhe 2: o tarantino faz aniversario c a minha vó haha)c) A topless photo of yourself.
10) When it comes to your FB, your mission in life is to:
a) Meet them.
b) Promote them.
(cara, q q é promote?)c) Do them.
Count up how many a, b, and c answers you gave.
If you gave mostly a answers: You are not yet a groupie. You're still a fan, and probably a lot saner than most of us.
If you gave mostly b answers: You're a "good groupie"--the type of groupie bands love to have. You enjoy the show and the afterglow, but you respect performers' space and would rather be invited than invade. You try to treat artists like the human beings they are and not like objects. Any artist would be proud to have you in their corner!
If you gave mostly c answers: You're a slut and probably more than a little psycho. People like you are the reason restraining orders were created. Grow up and get a life!
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